Category Archive: Politics

Mandela Alien Interpreter Mistaken for Sign Language Fraudster

Nelson Mandela, the South African icon, was memorialized this week in a ceremony broadcast throughout the cosmos and simultaneously translated into Universal Handspeak, a performance that has been explained as a lone con-artist… Continue reading

Jellyfish Appoint New Chief, Ocean Shivers

The Worldwide Jellyfish Council (WJC) has appointed a Chief Marshall, and other Oceanic species have raised a note of alarm. The WCJ¬†released a press note earlier in the day that at the conclusion… Continue reading

Magical Coconut Detained for Election Tampering

  Police in the Maldives have detained a young coconut near the Guraidhoo Island School over concerns that it was attempting to tamper with the island nation’s Presidential elections. Local parents had previously… Continue reading