Red Sox Try to Ride Beard Magic to World Series Title
They may look unkempt, but the secret to the Red Sox success may just come down to their facial follicles. The Sox are two wins away from their third title in a decade,… Continue reading
Monthly Archive: October, 2013
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The Abominable Snowman – He’s real and he’s fantastic
After decades of being relegated to the realms of B-movie horror flicks, and suffering the indignity of becoming code name for crack pot theories, the elusive Yeti of the Himalayas has been pinned… Continue reading
Underwear Gnome Behind Yale Laundry Attacks
Students at Yale University have spent the start of the semester afraid to launder their clothing because of a shady character terrorizing residential driers. In at least four September incidents, students at the… Continue reading
NASA Misses Alien Contact
An alien delegation passing Earth last week attempted to contact NASA, but found nobody listening. The delegation from Planet Auoile, or Kepler 62-f, in the Earth classification system, is on a fact finding… Continue reading
Pirates Scoff at Russian Greenpeace Arrests
Thirty Greenpeace activists have been charged with piracy by Russia for a protest held on an oil rig, an accusation that the International Piracy Federation (IPF) says dilutes their brand. The charges stem… Continue reading
Dan Uggla’s Struggles Linked to Succubus
Three years ago, Dan Uggla was a rising Baseball star celebrating a multi million dollar contract. Today, the team that gave him that contract didn’t even leave a place for the former All Star… Continue reading
Government Shutdown Impacts Park Creatures
As the government shutdown comes closer to reality members of the National Park Critter Alliance (NPCA) grow ever more excited. A midnight deadline has just passed for Congress to pass a law funding the government. Republicans in… Continue reading