The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has taken decades to provide guidelines for labeling of popular drugs such as Tylenol, with the delays attributed to a magical sleeping dust leak within the agency’s… Continue reading
Recently declassified documents reveal that on January 23, 1961, a simple low voltage switch and an heroic leprechaun were all that stood between the eastern coast of the United States and a nuclear… Continue reading
In a first for medical science, surgeons at an American research hospital have successfully transplanted an imagination into a person who had previously been lacking this critical human function. Patient X, whose name… Continue reading
EXCLUSIVE: Sid and Lucy Hawthorne live in Broome County, NY. They just celebrated their thirtieth wedding anniversary, and are still madly in love. According to Lucy, Sid asked her to marry him the… Continue reading
A construction crew of Cyclops has helped Italian engineers wrest the Costa Concordia off the reef on which it capsized. The salvage operation of the cruise liner which sank January 12, 2012 in… Continue reading
Ben Affleck has used the final wish from his Genie, and Batman movie fans now have their leading man. On August 22, Warner Brothers announced that Affleck will be the next Caped Crusader; a character… Continue reading
The Worldwide Jellyfish Council (WJC) has appointed a Chief Marshall, and other Oceanic species have raised a note of alarm. The WCJ released a press note earlier in the day that at the conclusion… Continue reading
Scientists from the UK have discovered life under Antarctica’s Lake Hodgson throwing the local community of Ice-Mermen into a tizzy. A team of researchers led by David Pearce of the British Antarctic Survey… Continue reading
Menes, the Hungarian stork detained by Egyptian officials for suspicion of espionage has been killed and eaten by villagers on an island in the Nile River. The stork had been arrested in August… Continue reading
Police in the Maldives have detained a young coconut near the Guraidhoo Island School over concerns that it was attempting to tamper with the island nation’s Presidential elections. Local parents had previously… Continue reading
